Delusions of Grandeur

 Only eight today.
I guess that's good; I'm busy.
Mom's birthday today.

Doesn't want party,
Just clean driveway and no fights.
Happy Birthday, Mom.

Brother lies around,
Sister glued to Tube. No help.
I, Little Red Hen.

It's getting hard, now,
To make five-seven-five fit
With same elegance.

Speaking of haiku,
Zombie Haiku, anyone?
It was a great book.

Other great books:
Terry Prattchett, Discworld lord.
Laugh and cry with you.

Commander Sam Vimes:
Nob outside, copper inside.
Study in contrasts.

Eight today went fast.
Can I do ten tomorrow?
Got lots of classes.