The Meme Strikes Back (Again)
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lunasarielI've gotten into the good/bad habit of...explaining the answers to my meme questions so much that, if I do a particular meme more than once, I have to post the repeat rounds seperately. So here's Round 2!
1. Havelock Vetinari (Discworld)
2. Billy “Wiccan” Kaplan (Young Avengers)
3. Gertrude Yorkes (Runaways)
4. Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Firefly)
5. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
6. Zach Addy (Bones)
7. Catelyn Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)
8. Lúthein Tinúviel (The Silmarillion)
9. Dr. Stephen Maturin (Aubrey/Maturin series)
10. Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
11. Diana Spacey (FAKE)
12. Sherlock Holmes (the new BBC miniseries, not the RDJ movie)
1) If #8 (Lúthien) was involved with both #7 (Catelyn) and #4 (Kaylee), how would #7 and #4 react when they found out about one another?
Catelyn would feel betrayed and jealous, and would hate Kaylee’s guts on sight. Kaylee probably didn’t know (or didn’t want to know) about Cat, so when she found out, she’d be a little bit shocked that sweet Lúthien could be so sneaky.
2) #2 (Billy) and #5 (Buffy) are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and #11 (Diana) marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because #11 is in love with #5 and cannot let them marry #2. Does #5 go back to #11 or stay with #2?
First, the idea of Billy and Buffy getting married just kind of breaks my brain, unless it was some sort of magic/ultimate fanboy thing. Now I’m envisioning this crazy scenario where Diana keeps ranting about how she always loved Buffy, how she never should have left her, etc., and then “Buffy” reveals herself to be a shapeshifted Teddy. He and Billy were finally getting married, and since one of them had to be a girl to get past the marriage laws, he chose Buffy (because you know he’s a total BtVS fanboy). And then Diana just kind of goes “…oh.” and leaves to go find the real Buffy. Who is probably in the audience, hiding behind Giles, hoping that Diana doesn't see her.
3) #7 (Catelyn) has a phobia that involves #1 (Vetinari). What is the phobia?
Since Vetinari is basically Littlefinger plus Tyrion, she’s got a lot to worry about from him (at least, she thinks she does): the sneakiness, the multi-faced-ness, the dry wit, the goatee…
4) #9 (Stephen) and #12 (Sherlock) are having a movie marathon night. What movie does #9 pick and what movie does #12 pick? Is #12 happy with #9’s pick and vice versa?
Stephen secretly wants to watch a smooshy historical romance that ends in True Love Happily Ever After, but opts for a Discovery Channel documentary about turtles or something. Sherlock doesn’t want to watch TV at all. They eventually agree on a cheesy docu-drama about Jack the Ripper and spend the whole time heckling it.
5) #10 (Jack) is in an unhappy relationship with #4 (Kaylee) and realizes that he/she should be with #2 (Billy) instead.
Jack would finally realize that Kaylee isn't really interested in threesomes (unless they involves Simon, who wouldn’t be interested in threesomes at all) or an open relationship, and goes to Billy in the hopes that he’ll be a bit more open. Teddy scares him off after only a couple of days, though.
6) #3 (Gertrude) is pregnant with #9 (Stephen)’s baby. How does #5 (Buffy) react?
Equal parts “…huh” (major age difference between Gert and Stephen) and “awww” (because they would be effective, if clumsily sincere, parents).
7) Does #3 (Gertrude) handle commitments well?
Not particularly. Not in that she’s unfaithful, but in that she seems unwilling or unable to believe herself to be the object of someone else’s affection.
8) If #12 (Sherlock) suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Asperger’s, of course! The obsessive-compulsive-ness, the lack of social skills, the lack of *empathy*, the rigid behavioral patterns…it’s practically canon.
9) #1 (Vetinari) sees #4 (Kaylee) with #8 (Lúthien) and knows that #8 is involved with #6 (Zach). Does #1 tell #6 that #8 is cheating or does #6 deserve to find out on his/her own?
Of course not! Vetinari would never waste prime blackmail material like that. The next time he was talking to Lúthien (ideally when Kaylee or Zach or both are in the room), he’ll make some oblique reference that will let Lúthien know that he knows, and that she’d better do what he says if she wants him to keep quiet.
10) #11 (Diana) is set up, by #10 (Jack), on a blind date with #7 (Catelyn). Does the date go smoothly, and has #11 decided that he/she wants to kill #10 before the date has ended?
Jack had hidden a camera in hopes of sexytiems, but is disappointed when it turns out to be pretty much just a business dinner where the gals talk politics the whole time. Diana, of course, knows he’s watching and is deliberately as non-sexy as possible.
11) #2 (Billy) and #3 (Gertrude) have been dating for a year. Where does #2 choose to pop the question?
In midair, immediately post-battle, with Old Lace holding the ring. And when she says yes, he’d be so stunned that he accidentally drops them and has to catch them about an inch above the ground.
12) #9 (Stephen) wants to end their relationship with #5 (Buffy). How does #9 choose to do so? Heartbroken #5 has a one-night stand with #3 (Gertrude).
Stephen would tell Buffy straight up, but his speech would have a lot of “um”s and “ah”s and be all formal and awkward. Afterward, Buffy and Gert would have “men are cheating bastards and can all go to hell” sex. They would both regret it in the morning.
13) #11 (Diana) and #12 (Sherlock) are married. How does #12 handle #11’s death?
If he even noticed, he’d probably get even more manic than usual, and possibly literally work himself to death, albeit subconsciously, all while insisting that he Has No Heart and Doesn’t Care One Little Bit.
14) If there was one thing #7 (Catelyn) could change about their life what would it be?
She’d wish for the king et al to never have come to Winterfell. A younger Cat might also have wished for Brandon to have lived so that she could marry him.
15) If #5 (Buffy) could say anything to #10 (Jack), what would they say?
“Can I have one of those laser cannon thingies?”
16) A drunken #8 (Lúthien) comes home and finds #1 (Vetinari) in bed with #11 (Diana). How does #8 react?
“Huh. I thought that Vetinari slept in a coffin or something. Oh, well. Berkeley’s gonna be pissed.” *thud*
17) Is a sweet love scene between #6 (Zach) and #9 (Stephen) possible?
Oddly enough, yes. I can see them having this strange, awkward, adorkable relationship where neither of them really know what they’re doing, so they just talk about biology and eventually use it as a kind of code for luuuurve.
18) #7 (Catelyn) and #4 (Kaylee) are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
It would start with Jon Snow, I think. Kaylee would be mad at Cat for being mean to him, and Cat would get all indignant and tell Kaylee “How would you know what it’s like to be cheated on? You don’t even have a boyfriend!” And then it would be on. So, yeah; they would basically fight over guys.
19) Is a happily ever after possible for #1 (Vetinari) and #12 (Sherlock)?
Yes, but not in the way you’d think. They would both be very happy with an entirely sexless, loveless marriage of convenience where they pretty much just let each other get on with their various forms of genius.
20) #4 (Kaylee) undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first: #6 (Zach) or #5 (Buffy)?
I think she’d go for Buffy first, just to give her new body a test run, but then try to have an actual relationship with Zach, since he shares so many qualities with Simon (plus, he can sing!).
21) If #7 (Catelyn) had to be stuck on an island with #2 (Billy) or #3 (Gertrude), which would #7 choose? Why?
Probably Gert, since Billy would probably badger her with a million fanboy questions, and she and Gert could have an intelligent discussion on proto-feminism and familial duty.
22) #1 (Vetinari) and #2 (Billy) are romantically involved when #1’s original love, #11 (Diana) returns from the dead. How does #1 handle the person's return?
Vetinari/Diana…now there’s a scary thought. Vetinari would calmly inform Diana that she’s dead and that he’s moved on (but maybe weep a little on the inside, idk?).
23) #9 (Stephen) is forced to choose who will live between #3 (Gertrude) and #6 (Zach). Which one does #9 choose to live?
Probably Gertrude. A gentleman of his era would never, ever let a lady die when he could prevent it, and Stephen at least tries to do the gentlemanly thing (most of the time).
24) #1 (Vetinari), #6 (Zach), and #11 (Diana) are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes in to get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?
Zach couldn’t sit still for that long (unless Diana gave him her phone to play with or something), so he’d be out of there pretty quickly. Diana would wait for a while, but then something would blow up or someone would get killed, and then she’d have to get back to work. Vetinari would sit there until the building eroded around him, and just have Drumknott bring him the day’s papers, just to prove a point. That is, if he thought it was important enough to come at all
25) If #2 (Billy) had to do one nice thing for #8 (Lúthien), what would it be?
Probably give her some magical help in recovering the Silmaril and breaking Beren out of prison. Or possibly disguise Beren as an Elf until after they get married, thus foregoing the need for the whole quest.
26) If #4 (Kaylee) and #7 (Catelyn) co-starred in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?
Chick flick. Total and complete chick flick. Kaylee pines for an unobtainable man, and Cat is secretly unhappy in her longterm marriage. They talk about their problems, Cat’s wisdom helps Kaylee to get Simon to open up, and Kaylee’s bubbly enthusiasm breathes new life into Cat’s and Ned’s marriage. And they all live happily ever after.
27) If #3 (Gertrude) was made into a toy, who would be more likely to buy it: #9 (Stephen) or #10 (Jack)?
Jack. And you wouldn’t want to know what he’d do with it.
28) Would #5 (Buffy) be likely to consider stalking #12 (Sherlock) or vise versa?
Oh, Sherlock would definitely stalk Buffy! He wouldn’t see anything wrong with it, he just wants to know how she’s killing all those people with the distorted faces and sharp teeth, and why there’s never anything but a pile of ash left instead of a body. Buffy might think that Sherlock is a vampire for a little bit (what with the body parts, the hanging around hospitals and morgues all the time, the paleness, the odd hours, the not eating), but after talking to John she’ll realize that he’s just weird that way.
29) What would #6 (Zach) make the better star of: an anime or a newspaper comic strip?
Newspaper comic strip, I think. All the jokes would be about him being awkward and making science-y jokes that nobody except Bones gets.
30) If #5 (Buffy) wanted to dye his or her hair but could not decide on the color, would (s)he rely on #1 (Vetinari)’s opinion or #4 (Kaylee)’s?
Kaylee’s, of course! Vetinari wouldn’t see the point (unless it was for a disguise, in which case he’d suggest a good wig anyway), and while Kaylee’s fashion sense might not always be the best, she’d at least be enthusiastic, and she’d say that the end product looked great, no matter what.
31) Whose babies would be cuter: #12 (Sherlock) and #3 (Gertrude)’s or #9 (Stephen) and #2 (Billy)’s? (If it is impossible for them to breed because of gender or species, just go with it and pretend that it was possible, please.)
Stephen’s and Billy’s would probably end up ungodly gangly, and with absolutely uncontrollable hair, while Sherlock’s and Gert’s would probably strike a nice balance between Sherlock’s extreme height and gauntness and Gert’s …lack of height and slight chubbiness.
32) Who would have a DeviantArt account; and if not, what would their reason be?
Billy, Kaylee, Cat, Lúthien, Jack, Diana, and Sherlock would have accounts. Billy’s would be a lot of Avengers fanart, mostly the Scarlet Witch kicking ass (and a secret folder of Steve/Tony pr0n). Kaylee’s would have a lot of My Little Pony stuff and drawings of flowers mixed in with her improved designs for engines. Cat would post a lot of artistic photos (mostly of her kids) and her embroidery. Lúthien would post a lot of poetry (mostly quietly angsty) and charcoal sketches (mostly of nature), but might color a few of them in. There would be pics of her vampire cosplay in her Scraps, but she hopes nobody will ever find those. Jack would have a large adults-only section, but also have funny candid photos of his team and various aliens. Diana would be REALLY REALLY GOOD at photoshop, and would put the rest of her team in various funny and/or sexy outfits. Sherlock would start his as a social experiment, post random photos of his foot, a lamppost, a wall, etc. and then get mildly annoyed when people hail his “vision” as a “true artist.”
I can’t see Vetinari as the creative type (at least, not the type of creative one can post on DA). Gert would be too self-conscious. Buffy would be too busy, and she’d get pissed off when people call her photos of vampires “unrealistic” and “bad photoshopping.” Zach would try his lil’ heart out, if someone asked him to, but just wouldn’t be able to get the hang of fiction. Stephen might post some of his naturalist’s drawings and try to get in the spirit of things, but ultimately he wouldn’t see the point.
1. Havelock Vetinari (Discworld)
2. Billy “Wiccan” Kaplan (Young Avengers)
3. Gertrude Yorkes (Runaways)
4. Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Firefly)
5. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
6. Zach Addy (Bones)
7. Catelyn Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)
8. Lúthein Tinúviel (The Silmarillion)
9. Dr. Stephen Maturin (Aubrey/Maturin series)
10. Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
11. Diana Spacey (FAKE)
12. Sherlock Holmes (the new BBC miniseries, not the RDJ movie)
1) If #8 (Lúthien) was involved with both #7 (Catelyn) and #4 (Kaylee), how would #7 and #4 react when they found out about one another?
Catelyn would feel betrayed and jealous, and would hate Kaylee’s guts on sight. Kaylee probably didn’t know (or didn’t want to know) about Cat, so when she found out, she’d be a little bit shocked that sweet Lúthien could be so sneaky.
2) #2 (Billy) and #5 (Buffy) are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and #11 (Diana) marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because #11 is in love with #5 and cannot let them marry #2. Does #5 go back to #11 or stay with #2?
First, the idea of Billy and Buffy getting married just kind of breaks my brain, unless it was some sort of magic/ultimate fanboy thing. Now I’m envisioning this crazy scenario where Diana keeps ranting about how she always loved Buffy, how she never should have left her, etc., and then “Buffy” reveals herself to be a shapeshifted Teddy. He and Billy were finally getting married, and since one of them had to be a girl to get past the marriage laws, he chose Buffy (because you know he’s a total BtVS fanboy). And then Diana just kind of goes “…oh.” and leaves to go find the real Buffy. Who is probably in the audience, hiding behind Giles, hoping that Diana doesn't see her.
3) #7 (Catelyn) has a phobia that involves #1 (Vetinari). What is the phobia?
Since Vetinari is basically Littlefinger plus Tyrion, she’s got a lot to worry about from him (at least, she thinks she does): the sneakiness, the multi-faced-ness, the dry wit, the goatee…
4) #9 (Stephen) and #12 (Sherlock) are having a movie marathon night. What movie does #9 pick and what movie does #12 pick? Is #12 happy with #9’s pick and vice versa?
Stephen secretly wants to watch a smooshy historical romance that ends in True Love Happily Ever After, but opts for a Discovery Channel documentary about turtles or something. Sherlock doesn’t want to watch TV at all. They eventually agree on a cheesy docu-drama about Jack the Ripper and spend the whole time heckling it.
5) #10 (Jack) is in an unhappy relationship with #4 (Kaylee) and realizes that he/she should be with #2 (Billy) instead.
Jack would finally realize that Kaylee isn't really interested in threesomes (unless they involves Simon, who wouldn’t be interested in threesomes at all) or an open relationship, and goes to Billy in the hopes that he’ll be a bit more open. Teddy scares him off after only a couple of days, though.
6) #3 (Gertrude) is pregnant with #9 (Stephen)’s baby. How does #5 (Buffy) react?
Equal parts “…huh” (major age difference between Gert and Stephen) and “awww” (because they would be effective, if clumsily sincere, parents).
7) Does #3 (Gertrude) handle commitments well?
Not particularly. Not in that she’s unfaithful, but in that she seems unwilling or unable to believe herself to be the object of someone else’s affection.
8) If #12 (Sherlock) suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Asperger’s, of course! The obsessive-compulsive-ness, the lack of social skills, the lack of *empathy*, the rigid behavioral patterns…it’s practically canon.
9) #1 (Vetinari) sees #4 (Kaylee) with #8 (Lúthien) and knows that #8 is involved with #6 (Zach). Does #1 tell #6 that #8 is cheating or does #6 deserve to find out on his/her own?
Of course not! Vetinari would never waste prime blackmail material like that. The next time he was talking to Lúthien (ideally when Kaylee or Zach or both are in the room), he’ll make some oblique reference that will let Lúthien know that he knows, and that she’d better do what he says if she wants him to keep quiet.
10) #11 (Diana) is set up, by #10 (Jack), on a blind date with #7 (Catelyn). Does the date go smoothly, and has #11 decided that he/she wants to kill #10 before the date has ended?
Jack had hidden a camera in hopes of sexytiems, but is disappointed when it turns out to be pretty much just a business dinner where the gals talk politics the whole time. Diana, of course, knows he’s watching and is deliberately as non-sexy as possible.
11) #2 (Billy) and #3 (Gertrude) have been dating for a year. Where does #2 choose to pop the question?
In midair, immediately post-battle, with Old Lace holding the ring. And when she says yes, he’d be so stunned that he accidentally drops them and has to catch them about an inch above the ground.
12) #9 (Stephen) wants to end their relationship with #5 (Buffy). How does #9 choose to do so? Heartbroken #5 has a one-night stand with #3 (Gertrude).
Stephen would tell Buffy straight up, but his speech would have a lot of “um”s and “ah”s and be all formal and awkward. Afterward, Buffy and Gert would have “men are cheating bastards and can all go to hell” sex. They would both regret it in the morning.
13) #11 (Diana) and #12 (Sherlock) are married. How does #12 handle #11’s death?
If he even noticed, he’d probably get even more manic than usual, and possibly literally work himself to death, albeit subconsciously, all while insisting that he Has No Heart and Doesn’t Care One Little Bit.
14) If there was one thing #7 (Catelyn) could change about their life what would it be?
She’d wish for the king et al to never have come to Winterfell. A younger Cat might also have wished for Brandon to have lived so that she could marry him.
15) If #5 (Buffy) could say anything to #10 (Jack), what would they say?
“Can I have one of those laser cannon thingies?”
16) A drunken #8 (Lúthien) comes home and finds #1 (Vetinari) in bed with #11 (Diana). How does #8 react?
“Huh. I thought that Vetinari slept in a coffin or something. Oh, well. Berkeley’s gonna be pissed.” *thud*
17) Is a sweet love scene between #6 (Zach) and #9 (Stephen) possible?
Oddly enough, yes. I can see them having this strange, awkward, adorkable relationship where neither of them really know what they’re doing, so they just talk about biology and eventually use it as a kind of code for luuuurve.
18) #7 (Catelyn) and #4 (Kaylee) are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
It would start with Jon Snow, I think. Kaylee would be mad at Cat for being mean to him, and Cat would get all indignant and tell Kaylee “How would you know what it’s like to be cheated on? You don’t even have a boyfriend!” And then it would be on. So, yeah; they would basically fight over guys.
19) Is a happily ever after possible for #1 (Vetinari) and #12 (Sherlock)?
Yes, but not in the way you’d think. They would both be very happy with an entirely sexless, loveless marriage of convenience where they pretty much just let each other get on with their various forms of genius.
20) #4 (Kaylee) undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first: #6 (Zach) or #5 (Buffy)?
I think she’d go for Buffy first, just to give her new body a test run, but then try to have an actual relationship with Zach, since he shares so many qualities with Simon (plus, he can sing!).
21) If #7 (Catelyn) had to be stuck on an island with #2 (Billy) or #3 (Gertrude), which would #7 choose? Why?
Probably Gert, since Billy would probably badger her with a million fanboy questions, and she and Gert could have an intelligent discussion on proto-feminism and familial duty.
22) #1 (Vetinari) and #2 (Billy) are romantically involved when #1’s original love, #11 (Diana) returns from the dead. How does #1 handle the person's return?
Vetinari/Diana…now there’s a scary thought. Vetinari would calmly inform Diana that she’s dead and that he’s moved on (but maybe weep a little on the inside, idk?).
23) #9 (Stephen) is forced to choose who will live between #3 (Gertrude) and #6 (Zach). Which one does #9 choose to live?
Probably Gertrude. A gentleman of his era would never, ever let a lady die when he could prevent it, and Stephen at least tries to do the gentlemanly thing (most of the time).
24) #1 (Vetinari), #6 (Zach), and #11 (Diana) are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes in to get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?
Zach couldn’t sit still for that long (unless Diana gave him her phone to play with or something), so he’d be out of there pretty quickly. Diana would wait for a while, but then something would blow up or someone would get killed, and then she’d have to get back to work. Vetinari would sit there until the building eroded around him, and just have Drumknott bring him the day’s papers, just to prove a point. That is, if he thought it was important enough to come at all
25) If #2 (Billy) had to do one nice thing for #8 (Lúthien), what would it be?
Probably give her some magical help in recovering the Silmaril and breaking Beren out of prison. Or possibly disguise Beren as an Elf until after they get married, thus foregoing the need for the whole quest.
26) If #4 (Kaylee) and #7 (Catelyn) co-starred in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?
Chick flick. Total and complete chick flick. Kaylee pines for an unobtainable man, and Cat is secretly unhappy in her longterm marriage. They talk about their problems, Cat’s wisdom helps Kaylee to get Simon to open up, and Kaylee’s bubbly enthusiasm breathes new life into Cat’s and Ned’s marriage. And they all live happily ever after.
27) If #3 (Gertrude) was made into a toy, who would be more likely to buy it: #9 (Stephen) or #10 (Jack)?
Jack. And you wouldn’t want to know what he’d do with it.
28) Would #5 (Buffy) be likely to consider stalking #12 (Sherlock) or vise versa?
Oh, Sherlock would definitely stalk Buffy! He wouldn’t see anything wrong with it, he just wants to know how she’s killing all those people with the distorted faces and sharp teeth, and why there’s never anything but a pile of ash left instead of a body. Buffy might think that Sherlock is a vampire for a little bit (what with the body parts, the hanging around hospitals and morgues all the time, the paleness, the odd hours, the not eating), but after talking to John she’ll realize that he’s just weird that way.
29) What would #6 (Zach) make the better star of: an anime or a newspaper comic strip?
Newspaper comic strip, I think. All the jokes would be about him being awkward and making science-y jokes that nobody except Bones gets.
30) If #5 (Buffy) wanted to dye his or her hair but could not decide on the color, would (s)he rely on #1 (Vetinari)’s opinion or #4 (Kaylee)’s?
Kaylee’s, of course! Vetinari wouldn’t see the point (unless it was for a disguise, in which case he’d suggest a good wig anyway), and while Kaylee’s fashion sense might not always be the best, she’d at least be enthusiastic, and she’d say that the end product looked great, no matter what.
31) Whose babies would be cuter: #12 (Sherlock) and #3 (Gertrude)’s or #9 (Stephen) and #2 (Billy)’s? (If it is impossible for them to breed because of gender or species, just go with it and pretend that it was possible, please.)
Stephen’s and Billy’s would probably end up ungodly gangly, and with absolutely uncontrollable hair, while Sherlock’s and Gert’s would probably strike a nice balance between Sherlock’s extreme height and gauntness and Gert’s …lack of height and slight chubbiness.
32) Who would have a DeviantArt account; and if not, what would their reason be?
Billy, Kaylee, Cat, Lúthien, Jack, Diana, and Sherlock would have accounts. Billy’s would be a lot of Avengers fanart, mostly the Scarlet Witch kicking ass (and a secret folder of Steve/Tony pr0n). Kaylee’s would have a lot of My Little Pony stuff and drawings of flowers mixed in with her improved designs for engines. Cat would post a lot of artistic photos (mostly of her kids) and her embroidery. Lúthien would post a lot of poetry (mostly quietly angsty) and charcoal sketches (mostly of nature), but might color a few of them in. There would be pics of her vampire cosplay in her Scraps, but she hopes nobody will ever find those. Jack would have a large adults-only section, but also have funny candid photos of his team and various aliens. Diana would be REALLY REALLY GOOD at photoshop, and would put the rest of her team in various funny and/or sexy outfits. Sherlock would start his as a social experiment, post random photos of his foot, a lamppost, a wall, etc. and then get mildly annoyed when people hail his “vision” as a “true artist.”
I can’t see Vetinari as the creative type (at least, not the type of creative one can post on DA). Gert would be too self-conscious. Buffy would be too busy, and she’d get pissed off when people call her photos of vampires “unrealistic” and “bad photoshopping.” Zach would try his lil’ heart out, if someone asked him to, but just wouldn’t be able to get the hang of fiction. Stephen might post some of his naturalist’s drawings and try to get in the spirit of things, but ultimately he wouldn’t see the point.
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Date: 2011-10-23 09:28 pm (UTC)Since Vetinari is basically Littlefinger plus Tyrion
Hey now! That's definitely Littlefinger + Tywin ;)
Huh. I thought that Vetinari slept in a coffin or something
Lol!
19) Is a happily ever after possible for #1 (Vetinari) and #12 (Sherlock)?
Yes, but not in the way you’d think. They would both be very happy with an entirely sexless, loveless marriage of convenience where they pretty much just let each other get on with their various forms of genius.
Aaand this is the best pairing for this one! XD
Also vastly amused by the Kaylee and Catelyn chick-flick, although my own first thought was a girl power roadtrip movie, something like Thelma and Louise only with a happier ending.
Kaylee’s would have a lot of My Little Pony stuff and drawings of flowers mixed in with her improved designs for engines.
Awww! XD
here would be pics of her vampire cosplay in her Scraps, but she hopes nobody will ever find those.
Hee!
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Date: 2011-10-24 01:35 am (UTC)Hey now! That's definitely Littlefinger + Tywin ;)
Littlefinger + Lannister, then? I can see Tywin in the sense that everybody is (rightly!) terrified and a little in awe of him, but also Tyrion, or possibly pre-GOT!Tywin in his little, unexpected kindnesses. Now that you mention it, though, I could totally see Vetimari having a song like "The Rains of Castamere" written and widely sung. ^.^
Aaand this is the best pairing for this one! XD
Inorite? This is pretty much the only pairing that I could see working for either of them, simply because they're similar enough to understand that the other guy just wants to be left alone to be a BAMF and doesn't want to bother with all this "love" stuff (at least on the surface).
I gotta admit, I was thinking of you when I wrote the bit about Lúthien's vampire cosplay. I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it!
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Date: 2011-10-24 03:52 am (UTC)possibly pre-GOT!Tywin
Yeah, I was thinking about a Tywin before the death of Joanna. I guess that's the difference, really -- both Littlefinger and Tywin (and Tyrion, especially these days) are bitter, and Vetinari is not, and thus has room for kindness alongside with the ruthlessness.